Friday, May 11, 2012

Installing A (Southern) Security System

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 

 
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 mens work boots.
 
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
 
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
 
4. Leave a note on your door that reads .
. .
 
 
Bubba,
 
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
 
Cooter 


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